Schpurgle

To mess up, botch, spoil, wreck or ruin to the point of useless. A person who has a tendency to screw things up.

He was set to schpurgle his opportunity at work.
A schpurgler has stollen my parking spot
I schpurgled big time when I went for her musty- cup!

by shortCUT207 March 5, 2020

Schwaggler

A person who loves a great deal especially on anything related to health and fitness and the active lifestyle

Joe is such a schwaggler, he keeps buying those schwaggle deals and bragging about it!!

by Joujouactive April 4, 2011

schmeagle

One who walks with a supicious stride; a loiterer

The creeper down the hall schmeagled by me last night.

by ashweebash December 9, 2008

Schwaggle

Schwag (the cool offers you get delivered to your email inbox) + Haggle (what we do to get you the best price) = SCHWAGGLE

I can't beleive today's Schwaggle! Awesome Deal!

by joujou93 March 12, 2011

schmeglets

any small quanity left of a substance worth keeping

Jack had merely schmeglets left of his sack to smoke.

by gava November 6, 2006

Schmeeglepuffin

A popluar German tv show for children.

-They are basically German Telitubbies.

--They look mostly like colorful. awkward, fat, teddy bears.

A nick-name for little girls.

Oh, Liz, you are such cute little schmeeglepuffin.

by I'mserious September 1, 2009

Schmegle

An overly undersized penis.

Man Hayden has a schmegle!

by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017