Schweffe

The inverse of chav. A schweffe can be spotted around town often wearing a tweed jacket and red trousers. Aka a hooray henry.

Gary: Did you just spot that nobber walk past wearing the Barbour jacket and wellies?

Dave: Yes mate, what a tool. He must be a schweffe.

by Johnywadd June 15, 2012

Schweffing

The male or female form of interaction, with the opposite sex, including flirting or attempting to pull.

Or more loosely defined as any interaction/banter/chilling/pulling between any guy or girl.

Jem: Mate are you schweffing tonight?
Harry: Yeah thinking of schweffing the floor 8 girls actually, fancy schweffing along?
Jem: Yeah I was gonna see if Steve was up for a schweff, but apparently he's schweffing Ellie!
Harry: OK.. Schweff ya later!

by schweffatron3000 March 10, 2011

Schweller

German word for "Man who suck peepee of other man"

I sucked your dad last night!

What?! You are a Schweller!

by Penishunter69 November 8, 2020

Schaffering it

Another use of Google but useless information. Unreliable, false information, uncredited

Chris was going talking about how to install a car motor. Goes on and on about. Tom look over to Ryan and says "He's definitely schaffering it again"

by Tomahawkz August 23, 2021

The Dirty Schaefer

The act of shaving your pubes into a girls mouth as you cum, leaving a delicous and hard to get rid of treat in your partners mouth.

Dentist- "You seem to have some pubic hairs stuck in your teeth"
Sara-"Sorry, my boyfriend gave me The Dirty Schaefer last night"

by The Scheafsta January 20, 2011

Shaeffer

A guy that makes every chick wet and horny

That guy is a shaeffer, cause im so horny!!

by darkice1125 December 24, 2009

schweppervesence

-noun The essence of the club soda Schweppes.

-noun, slang Can describe the simplicity of something, since Schweppes is known for being simple.

"Keeping the schweppervesence
street ghetto essence inside us
cause it provides us
with the proper insite to guide us." -- MC AZ The Visualiza's verse in "Life's a bitch" from Nas' Illmatic album, 1994;

by Jason 13 October 7, 2008