Schoettler

Last name derived from the German "wood-turner." All who have this last name are very succesful in life and are beautiful, and have brown hair.

I'm much happier to be a Schoettler than a Wilson.

by Meg2014 December 24, 2010

schwastered

the act of getting extremly drunk

You were so schwastered last night

by jukshe March 17, 2009

Schnattered

In reference to Papa John AKA John Schnatter, not having had his day of reckoning to this day.
Synonym to get rekt

Man this fella just kicked my ass in the bar, I got schnattered in there

by Schlongorghini April 29, 2021

Schmatter

to be hit by a train in the middle of a baseball game.

Oh, damn! he got schmattered! home run!

by FalloutAve October 8, 2021

cock schwaggler

Used to describe someone that is an idiot of intense proportions. A schmuck.

That cop was clearly a cock schwaggler

by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

schmattering

a whole lot, many, bunch

If you don't use a condom and get her pregnant you'll have a schmattering of problems.

by Martin Bellard February 24, 2005

schwatever

Another way for saying "what". Also came from the word "schwat" as used in the "schifty-five" video.

"Hey what do you want to do right now?"

"Schwatever."

by Nutters6464 August 29, 2008