verb (used with object)
1. to draw milk through the nose by laughing.
2. to perceive by or as by schnarffing; schnarff.
3. to examine by schnarffing, as a chronic schnarffer does.
–verb (used without object)
4. to draw milk into the nostrils by air pressure from the lungs from laughing,
5. to draw globs of snot from the nasal cavity out the nostrils and on your face; don’t schnarff.
6. to express pleasure, content, or your hot chocolate, etc., by schnarffing (often last resort).
–noun
7. an act of schnarffing; an exhalation through the nose; a schnarff.
8. Milk, soda, juice, etc.
9. a preparation of milk either powdered or liquid poured into mouth without swallowing, sudden exhaling through the milk out the nostrils by guy falling down the steps or freshly plucked Canadian goose feather tickling foot
10. a glass of vitamin D milk.
1. to draw milk through the nose by laughing.
2. to perceive by or as by schnarffing; schnarff.
3. to examine by schnarffing, as a chronic schnarffer does.
–verb (used without object)
4. to draw milk into the nostrils by air pressure from the lungs from laughing,
5. to draw globs of snot from the nasal cavity out the nostrils and on your face; don’t schnarff.
6. to express pleasure, content, or your hot chocolate, etc., by schnarffing (often last resort).
–noun
7. an act of schnarffing; an exhalation through the nose; a schnarff.
8. Milk, soda, juice, etc.
9. a preparation of milk either powdered or liquid poured into mouth without swallowing, sudden exhaling through the milk out the nostrils by guy falling down the steps or freshly plucked Canadian goose feather tickling foot
10. a glass of vitamin D milk.
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by xxxkitkatxxx May 3, 2021
Get the scharfenberger mug.A private, classical christian school in Minnesota. Students that attend Schaeffer are often called Schaefferites and know each other fairly well. Schaefferites are defined by their ability to write, but not speak Latin fluently. This is considered a useless skill by most within the school. The school forces students to wear uniforms, but allows the occasional mufti (this is a highly celebrated and anticipated event) day. Students who graduate from Schaeffer will for certain know these five things:
1. The yearbook password for the computer lab
2. Every student and their cousin's name
3. The Apostle's Creed
4. Who Francis Schaeffer is
5. Notitia, Assensus, Fiducia
To reprimand students, teachers will give out demerits. This is a pointless piece of paper de- meriting the students actions. No one cares about them, well, except for a few people.
Finally, three things Schaeffer graduates will never understand are...
1. Why we can't chew gum.
2. What white rabbit really means and why we always say it...
3. Why we can't have our end of the year water fight anymore.
*Non schaefferites will often spell Schaeffer like Shaffer or schaffer...this is how you spot a wannabe.
1. The yearbook password for the computer lab
2. Every student and their cousin's name
3. The Apostle's Creed
4. Who Francis Schaeffer is
5. Notitia, Assensus, Fiducia
To reprimand students, teachers will give out demerits. This is a pointless piece of paper de- meriting the students actions. No one cares about them, well, except for a few people.
Finally, three things Schaeffer graduates will never understand are...
1. Why we can't chew gum.
2. What white rabbit really means and why we always say it...
3. Why we can't have our end of the year water fight anymore.
*Non schaefferites will often spell Schaeffer like Shaffer or schaffer...this is how you spot a wannabe.
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by GG NO RE April 16, 2014
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child: AH!
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by hellomynameis12345678 February 23, 2009
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I think that Iced Earth gig gave me a bad case of Schaffer Neck.
My health insurance claim was denied because they said Schaffer Neck was a pre-existing condition.
My health insurance claim was denied because they said Schaffer Neck was a pre-existing condition.
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