Schwagover

The feeling of being lethargic after a night of smoking marijuana. A weed hangover.

I smoked that blunt last night and I woke up with a schwagover.

by AstroGoose February 17, 2019

schwang

The act of schwanging originated in SoCal, specifically Daygo, and can be performed by opening all of your car doors at a stop sign or light, or even when you first start your car, and gas it really hard to have them slam shut.

There is also reverse schwanging, which can be performed by opening all of your doors before going in reverse, and slamming on the brakes which then causes the doors to shut.

Playboy in his whip over there opened his doors at the red and I knew he was about to be schwangin

by vitamin p August 21, 2009

schwang

A slang term for the penis in the erectoral state. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

Noun: "Dude I was sitting on his lap and suddenly the schwang just like came out of nowhere..."
Verb: "He totally schwanged on me man!"

by streamteamasia April 14, 2006

schwing schwang

an erect penis.

Matt had a giant schwing schwang when he saw Erika strutting around in her lingerie.

by udo stanferd June 14, 2009

schwang

Verb; the act of seeing a hot girl

SCHWANG! To the left

by HEDGY May 15, 2010

Schwang

To have sexual relations with. A combination of schlong, wang, and bang.

"Dude, you schwanged his mom."
"She was going to let me schwang her."

by JADrI April 24, 2017

schwangwad

The drip from your dick after ejaculation. The reason why your sheets have those stains all over them. Also a great name for a real asshole!

Mom: Did you have fun at Jimmy's birthday party son?

Son: Jimmy? Fuck that Schwangwad!

by Dave August 11, 2005