Schwabviously

A well known word meaning obviously, Of course, and duh!

Rachel: So are we eating dinner at bennihana's tonight?

Lizzie: Schwabviously what did you think?

by yes12344 October 3, 2011

Schwab Job

When Schwab receives a text about a male she knows needing a blow job, she will gargle the male's testicles during the act.

Bret: Hey I could use a Schwab Job right about now.
Schwab: Sounds good, come get me!
Bret: On my way.

by Bret Baughman December 29, 2010

Schwasty-Faced

The point of intoxication at which one's brain cells explode out of one's mouth. See also fubar and shwasty

Good Lord! Last night Big Sam was so schwasty-faced that he fell over on his way home and caused significant damage to the earth's mantle.

by 202 Wash March 2, 2008

Schwabengee

Pronunced "schwa - beng -gee", a term for marijuana coined by Tom Jorgensen in 2005.

Got any schwabengee?

by Hoshi Matamuro March 22, 2009

Schwabbin

When you are so intoxicated that you see in half cartoon half real life, like in Charles Schwabb T.V. commercials.

"Yo man, I was schwabbin like crazy last night."

"Im Schwabbin balls right now brosef... are you real?"

by Gordron F. Man May 27, 2009

Schwasted Scale

A scale from 1-10 on how messed up or shitfaced you truly are, either high, drunk, or both.

10 --- Schwasted

5 --- Half way there

1 --- Just getting started
Tensky --- So schwasted, you're gone!

-How you feelin' on the schwasted scale?
-- Definitely feelin' a tensky

by schwaste24/7 November 15, 2009

Schwabing Canaring Garber

1.To be aweless, relentless, dauntless, valiant, and audacious.
2.Also means that you're "sick wit itt" and throw mad variations into it.
3.Also, can consist of a group of three people: Schwaber, Canarer, Garber.

Three guys (random names) are schwabing canaring garber's. And if you ain't shitting then get off the pot...

by Dwangerrr July 11, 2011