Amy Schumer

is not funny.

And if you honestly think Amy Schumer is funny...

by hard erect dong master June 3, 2020

Amy Schumer Theory

The theory that Amy Schumer's existence brings down the humor levels of the entire female gender.

I don't believe in Science, I believe in the Amy Schumer Theory.

by genderfenderbendergander May 2, 2021

Amy Schumer

A animal that steals jokes and is a whale

Guy 1: Bro, i just went to a aquarium!
Guy 2: Cool! What did you see?
Guy 1: Amy Schumer.

by ReadyLife November 17, 2018

Amy Schumer

Verb
Attacking them with a vile stench, typically coming from below you waist

“Damn, this bitch Amy Schumered me.”
“Shit, Kyle. Veronica is nasty.”

by Need That For My Math Class March 1, 2022

Amy Schumer is funnier than you

The most destructive and cruel insult in the English language. Seriously, this is worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur grannie trannie, ur brother a mother, ur sister a mister, and all insults like that combined.

Tom: Your sister a mister!
Paul: ...I'm sorry, old pal. You leave me no choice.
Tom: Hm?
Paul: Amy Schumer is funnier than you.
Tom: *Gasps, then falls to the ground, weakened. Pluto and Neptune explode*

by DrMurrao June 6, 2018

Amy Schumer

Literally the most unfunny "comedian" to have ever existed. She is only as popular as she is due to feminist and fatties, who adore her, just because she is a woman and "curvy". She can say literally anything about her epic vagina or the countless sex partners she has had, and the crowd will explode in laughter.

Amy Schumer: "Hey guys, penis in my vagina LMAO"
Crowd: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *literally dies from laughter and diet coke*

by Barndar October 20, 2016

Amy Schumer

A phAt pig. Now the real question is, are you part of her plan to turn every person that is over 400lbs, has been on a full diet of cheese puffs, diet coke, and dick cheese for half there . WELL, I think you are, so you know what's going to happen? No? Well, I SURE FUCKING DO!!! First, it's going to start with every Arby's in the world taking over the nearest fast good joint, then all the grocery stores. Why only use places? Well, it's bc everyone who has ever FUCKING LIVED has eaten at Arby's, and didn't FUCKING LIKE IT!!!! So they are going to make it where everyone has to only eat Arby's FOREVER.

Let's not go to Arby's, Amy Schumer might take over.

by Dylan Peterson April 26, 2020