schlickers

if you are said to be schlickers you must be the SHIZ.

yeah i know a girl called francesca an she is schlickers

by schlickers queen August 30, 2009

Schmucker Middle School

Stuck up white kids who have sex in the bathroom and who moan in the classroom and who don’t care about anything beside smoking and sports

Student 1: what school do you go to

Student 2: i go to Schmucker middle school

student 1: oh so your a stuck up white kid

by Hidden in plain sight September 9, 2021

Schmuckerberg

Someone who doesn't have any friends, so they buy followers, friends and likes on social media sites such as Facebook.

John Doe has 17,532 followers despite seemingly inept at human communication. Yeah he's definitely a Schmuckerberg - bit of a lettuce

by 05mark16 October 27, 2022

get schlockered

The most tipsy you can possibly be without getting drunk.

"Hey man are we getting drunk tonight?"
"No, let's just get schlockered"

by pwhunt August 1, 2017

Mark Schmuckerburg

That guy who's been groveling for press forgiveness since Cambridge Anamemeica revealed his mass invasions of user privacy.

Yo, whys it feels like politicians are playing us? I see someones shit on their nose everytime they talk.
Bruh, ya can thank Mark Schmuckerburg for selling 'em your likes. Lifehack: change your F-Book prefs to show that your political stance changes when you have politicians sucking your dick and proceed to nut.

by ViHelena May 24, 2018

Schlucke

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!
Mother: Shut up.

by BAHD April 17, 2007

Schluckebier

THE most endangered races to date. They eat loads of bacon and Lucky Charms while running marathons. For fun. Only one has been caught in the past 10 years and the government has put together the NAAS (National Association for Acquiring Schluckebiers) to capture and harvest these beings as they are a sufficient source of energy (41 trillion gigawatts per .453 milliseconds ).

Look at that Schluckebier! I heard he gets so much pussy!

by DailyNews March 19, 2013