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scholar's house

a house for nerds. home of those who play DOTA, WOW, and if you don't know what those are, then you don't belong.
I met this girl last night, but she lives in Scholar's so she probably doesn't put out.

I'm failing math... I think I'll go hang out in the Scholar's house lobby.
by fa'sho March 31, 2009
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Scholar Mafia

An unofficial organization consisting usually of rebellious students and crazy rich kids to fund their operations.

Normally conspires against the school they are established in. By doing acts such as revealing exam questions and answers.

Smaller groups are called Gangs or Packs, usually consisting of a few bullies.

In some schools. Both genders are considered separate mafias, which makes interaction very risky.
Kid 1 : "How are we going to survive this year's test."
Mafia Kid : "Do not worry, Comrade. Our Scholar Mafia already handled it.
by oldmodem December 11, 2018
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Scholar's Dilemma

When your balls itch, but you're at school
1: Bro I having a scholar's dilemma rn
2: what?
1: My balls itch but I don't want to scratch them cause I'm at school
by Kingdoms of Fear Project August 23, 2023
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scholar regime

a scholar regime is the principality of school, and telling students what to do, and even the principal being a liberal, a tyrant, etc.
Cyrus: Hey! This school banned drinking water. No wonder why i am thirsty.
Darius: That, is because of the scholar regime the school has.
Cyrus: What is even a scholar regime?
Co-principal: We are... I shouldn't had made that law, but Kim Jong called me that i get spared if i make everyone thirsty. i rather get replaced.
by mrbeast539275 December 3, 2024
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Johnston Scholar

A term that is applied to Italian Americans of the outdoor sporty type,who mainly have a penchant of combining low intellect with muscle cars, and, especially high performance motorcycles. Origins in the 1980's,from the Johnston,Cranston,Providence Rhode Island areas,where there is a given ethnic population density of such-also known as the "Greater Tri-Gueed". Typical is thewearing of gold jewelry,designer sunglasses wedged on forehead but not used,gym pants and flip flop sandals,tank top or no shirt,and on a motorcycle,no helmet or any other protective
gear.Very excessive,aggressive driving or riding,which is normally accompanied by high fatality statistics.Johnston Scholars usually remove the speedometer from a sportbike,as they "only need a tach".Muffler removal and/or poor substitution is mandatory peer behavior.Most times they are seen to cruise or ride in packs of loud bikes,with antics like wheelies and burnouts.Socially, pretty obnoxious due to low intelligence.
"Christ ,did you SEE that moron almost clip my car then screw off with those other bikes? The cat
is a total Johnston Scholar."
by oldee worldee June 20, 2019
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Wiki scholar

Someone who thinks they know everything about life even though they've never left the house and experienced anything for themselves. They come off like they're knowledgeable but only for the sole purpose of impressing others. In reality, they're looking up articles on Wikipedia that probably aren't even accurate.
"I know all about the grunge era because I was there when it happened."

"No you weren't, you're just a douchebag Wiki scholar who's never even been outside. Turn off the computer and get a life."
by zongi zong June 30, 2012
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Street Scholar

Street Scholar means that you have graduated from the streets and you are with that hot shit. It also means that you are street smart which means that you pop shit.
I graduated from the streets, nigga i'm a street scholar.
by 50Bands June 21, 2018
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