schoener

s retard that is a klutz and sucks cock and masturbates his moms dick. He enjoys the sight of naked dogs and men. If you see him on the street make sure that you call the animal control and if you are armed attack him. Even though he is 3 feet tall and it will be hard to spot him one the street.

Look there is schoener and his whoreish mother.

Schoener is a fag.

by Jessica March 15, 2005

Schoenberger

Whoever shall hold this last name has great power and the ability to get two girls on him at once.

Girl 1: wow! I just got to sleep with Schoenberger last night.
Girl 2: I already know that I was on the other side of him.

by Savageposts October 10, 2016

schonburgundy

The act of falling in love with your best friends girlfriend

I have the biggest schonburgundy for hutchy right now

by tomabery1 October 20, 2015

schoeberl

He is a man keeper he is loyal, and really fun to hang out with.

Oh he is so illy the Schoeberl!

by Oof I haz no friendsz November 10, 2018

scharenberg

Very cool amazing last name for people who are just better than you wayyyyy better

I wish I was like that guy who has the last name scharenberg

by Gaming Truck June 14, 2022

schoenenberger

Half american, half swiss.
Sexy as fuck.

Oh, Schoenenberger!

by Mrkilsbiggestfan April 29, 2024

Schoenenberger

Schoenenberger is a European family name associated with a slightly underwhelming sense of glory and historic heritage. The name is as annoying to use in foreign countries as it is long to write and often the reason spreadsheet columns are unnecessarily wide.

Welcome Mr. Schoenenberger

by schoenenberger April 29, 2024