Schmazzled

Adj. The act of being absolutely fucked out of your mind.

We just got absolutely schmazzled while drinking 4Lokos

I’m absolutely fucked out of my mind, I’m Schmazzled!

by The Yo-Crunch Bandit November 7, 2021

fo schnizzle muh nizzle izzle bizzle fizzle dizzle

1.universal code talk that means "hey Im a moron"

2. excuse to use the letter z on the keyboard.

fo schnizzle muh nizzle izzle bizzle fizzledizzle...oh I mean please shoot me, appaerently im dumb

by stevie marie January 8, 2004

schnozzled

the concept of being totally mashed from any intoxicating substances

'Damn Kate, i'm so frickin' schnozzled!'

by Sdrz. February 26, 2008

schnuffle

The act of sniffing with the loudness and intensity of a wild dog - usually while sniffing a partner's neck or arm or leg in order to ascertain that they are the real thing and not just a clone sent to trick you (which is totally possible in this day and age).

Please stop you're messing up my hair, you don't have to schnuffle me - I promise I'm your wife and not just a replicant.

by Sarah Monaghan January 23, 2007

Shnuzzle

(A Kaos original)

a combined huggle (snuggling hug), snuggle, and nuzzle

Jill was so excited and happy with Tom that she rushed over and gave him a huge shnuzzle.
(As opposed to:
Jill was so excited and happy with Tom that she rushed over and gave him a huge huggle, also nuzzling and snuggling him.)

by KirstieKaos June 21, 2009

schnozzed

Drunk beyond belief, or to an amazing extent.

Boy you were schnozzed last night at the banquet.

by JRW32 April 28, 2004

schnitzlered

Being drunk beyond normal human capacitance. Past black-out stage. Possibly in combination with substances. Most likely waking up 16 hours after incident having no recollection of previous engagements. Unwilling to lift body from bed for the following 24 hours.

After that handle of vodka and plate of hash brownies last night, I was so schnitzlered I couldn't make it into work the next two days!!

by Raspy Barnickle July 13, 2010