schnuffle waufel

1. A faux German teddy bear.

2. A sexual position involving a bear and a waffle.

3. A bear hug that involves scrotal nudging and tipping.

4. A big hairy penis that looks like a bear's head.

"Hey baby, did you get that thing I wanted?"
"Oh, the Schnuffle Waufel?"
"It's cute and snug and fits just right!"

by stankyfangers96 June 1, 2021

schmuffle

to alernatly smush and/or ruffle another's hair with hands, usually in a side to side motion.

this word comes from combining the two words "smush" and "ruffle" while slurring the beginning a bit.

"Oh, that guy is so fuzzy. I just want to go up to him, schmuffle his hair, and say, "Will you marry me?"

by J gleason July 25, 2008

schnurf

The grunt-like sound made by bull-type game dogs, such as Pugs, English Bulldogges, Frenchies, and Staffies. Typically cute/endearing.

Oh my gosh! What cute little schnurfs that dog made!

by Adnauseum September 9, 2016

schnoffing

Similar to Snorting. South African slang usually used for snorting CAT or Crack.

I schnoffed so much last night.

What have you been Schnoffing, Jimmy?

by twistED Gein February 13, 2018

beilman-schuff

The act of going 69 ass to mouth, and giving a reach around while the recipient sucks giver's toes.

I'm totally going to give that crazy Asian a beilman-schuff.

by HOBOtastix April 29, 2009

schnaffle

to steal or borrow something

1) "dude can i schnaffle a bite of your fallafel?"

2) "noooo! someones schnaffled my spritzer whilst i was peeing...damn it"

by 2df4 July 4, 2006

schtuff

arb stuff, man. only schweet.

i got some schtuff to show you, man... it is like teh awesomeness.

by Leitmotif April 2, 2004