Schweizer

a Schweizer is German for "a person from Switzerland" - (not from Sweden) Switzerland is a country in the middle of europe next to Germany, France, Italy, Liechtenstein an Austria (and NOT Australia).

A dialog with Guys from America or other countries is mostly this:
A: I'm swiss
B: Oh, You're from Sweden!
A: No, I'm from Switzerland, that's in the center of europe, next to Germany, France, Italy and Austria.
B: What?!? Switzerland is next to Australia?
A: éh... okay. Yes. *rolleyes*

Okay. I hope some people are more clever. But that's classic. Okay, and a little overdone. But...

Ich bin Schweizer
(I'm suisse.)

by hpsk April 27, 2010

amy schneider

boss a$$ b*tch who knows what's what

a.k.a. queen of jeopardy! who gets that money and makes bigoted fools quake in their wittle boots

person A: hey wanna grab dinner at that new ethiopian restaurant tonight at 7?

person B: you know what I'm sorry I've already got plans for that time

person A: no worries, maybe another time. see ya later

person B: *internally* in this house we support amy schneider

by epicharcboard January 27, 2022

Kurt Hugo Schneider

A cute, perfect, and talented man whose eyes is so cute like a puppy. His voice is so good and calming. He can play any music instrument, from guitar to harp. He rarely sing himself, he prefer to collaborate with other talented singer. He's a phenomenon on YouTube.

Friend: Have you watch Kurt Hugo Schneider's medley of Maroon 5 songs w/ Max and Victoria Justice?

Me: Yeah. But I like his cover of Plain White T' - Hey There Delilah more. his voice is so calming.

by friferarta June 18, 2014

schneikees

Way to describe any situation without cussing. Can be used in conjunction with many words such as holy, oh, woah, or just by itself. Generally used to express anger without maming the ears of others.

Holy schneikees! I completely forgot that my teacher was a man, not a woman. I sure as heck hope that she doesn't kill me.

by Mamer Q May 25, 2006

Schneidered

That one dude we all know that gets so black out drunk the only way to describe it is by using his last name as a verb. Frequently done by someone who is too cheap to pay for their own booze but who will still complain the free drinks they are having are not as good as the free drinks they had the week before.

Ohhhhhh fuck me, I got so Schneidered last night that I woke up in the cat's litter box with my kid's tickle me elmo doll between my legs.

by cdnmale1972 January 5, 2016

schneidering

To receive very enthusiastic oral sex by a bearded little man.

I met a guy yesterday and his schneidering was incredible.

by Moomops August 27, 2022

Scheizentoggle

Verb. The act of quickly switching windows away from whatever you were doing (generally fucking around) to something more appropriate (say, Excel) when your boss or other authority figure gets within eyeshot of your screen, thereby maintaining the appearance of diligence.

Also useful as an exclamation.

"The problem with youtube is that when you have to scheizentoggle, the sound keeps playing."
"My boss totally caught me scheizentoggling out of facebook about a dozen times today."

"Scheizentoggle!"

by Jlighter August 28, 2013