Schnut

The art of shitting and nutting at the same time

That girl gave head so good she made me Schnut

by HotCosby05 June 22, 2020

Schnautzerwhop

1. The act of airhumping extremely hard in public areas.

2. The act of putting your arms forward and pulling them back, at the same time as having your butt back and then pushing your hips outward (as if you are humping the air. The motion you make with your hips is also known as pelvic thrusting).

"Did you see me schnautzerwhopping in that parade? I totally knocked over the whole entire drumline."

"Dude, I just created sonc vibrations with my schnautzerwhopping."

All the bitches love it when I schnautzerwhop.

by Kapain Kick Ass November 19, 2011

Schnaud

a snuff(dip of tobacco) of monstrous proportions

Hey Matt let me get a schnaud I know you just bought a can.

by JSMTxh@m November 15, 2010

Schnaufeln

A word germans use to describe a state of weather between snow and sleet.

German: Oh nein, it‘s schnaufeln again! I don‘t like zis!

Foreigner: Wtf is schnaufeln?!

German: It ist hurting ze head and is wet! Ze worst type of rain! Gib rainshield!

by Hehasthehighground March 16, 2021

schnauzeristic tendencies

Behaving like a schnauzer, dumb and stupid.

Derived from the behavior of people owning schnauzers.

Damn, Emilio really has some schnauzeristic tendencies!"

by Emilio Maroun March 31, 2022

Sloppy Schnauzer

A man's wet beard after going down on a woman.

Do not come up here and put that Sloppy Schnauzer in my face after you been eatin' that pussy!

by Scrubitright September 14, 2018

wet schnauzer

Pertaining to overgrown female pubic hair. After sex, as so often happens, moisture accumulates upon said hair. The visual is reminiscent of the beard of a schnauzer after drinking water.

Yo, after I pulled out of her the wet schnauzer touched my balls, I screamed like a little girl "I just got schnauzered!!!"

by Don Hoyt January 4, 2008