schnaggle

to fuck something up royally

After downing a 24 he headed home but smashed into a tree and completley schnaggled his car.

Someone who is a regular fuck-up may be referred to as a schnaggler

by Master Tom May 2, 2006

Schnagles

Any interaction between a sober person and a drunk person.

Phil's schnagles with her last night were funny, he messed with her while she was drunk and he was sober.

by cookieman8 September 12, 2010

schargel

To have semen come out of one's nose, usually when surprised.

That dude in the airport bathroom totally schargelled when I told him I was a cop.

by ToolMaster September 18, 2007

schnigen schnargen dargen

an insult meaning:
son of a goat lover with Hepatitis C

Kevin, the biggest, fattest, and worst schnigen schnargen dargen in the world, plays drums on his massive roles of gay fat.

by WTP? December 3, 2006

schnarfle

To eat fast food. Is a verb, adjective, noun, anything you want really.

"Dude lets go to Burger Schnarfle!"
"I feel like quite the schnarfler."
"I don't feel like schnarfling right now, I'm rather full and have a strong desire to rape my dog."
"I have grown nice and plump due to my excessive amount of schnarfling."

by rossco321 May 24, 2008

schnurgle

To take and use something with the owners consent, but acting sneakily.

Can I schnurgle some coke? - Having already taken the can and started to drink.

by Bob November 16, 2004

Schmorgalot

A female that is ugly as hell.

Man Hector's girlfriend is a straight schmorgalot! Ugly as hell!!

by JOJOYAYA February 7, 2010