n. A gathering of friends at a favorite local restaurant where everyone eats and shares stories with each other. Usually occurs at a place that serves bagels.
by Nudnik Shpilkes August 4, 2009
Get the nosh n' schmooze mug.Cross between a schmoozer and a poseur. A person whose talent for ingratiation and hype are inversely proportional to their vocational competence.
Coach Landers? That dude is such a schmozer—recruited the shit out of the state’s top striker, then turned practice over to his assistant on day one!!
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To text for the purpose of social communication; from schmooze, Yiddish meaning to chat, to have an informal conversation; "thumb" is a reference to the use of thumbs to text on a mobile phone
I'll be in meetings all week, but we'll thumb-schmooze every day until we can get together on the weekend.
by Liz141 April 21, 2017
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Get the Schmoozeball mug.Slick-fast, smooth talkin' conversation that keeps things light, fun, untrue and entertaining to get the ace in the hole. Being schmoozey is generally employed by schmoozers i.e. greasy weasels of human beings whose very nature is to talk their way into, or out of, any situation with B.S.
"Wow, Vince Vaughn must've been really schmoozey to nab Jennifer Anniston, 'cause she is waaaaaaay hotter than him"
by Ms. Peabody April 29, 2010
Get the Schmoozey mug.To schmooze or socialize and drink at the same time. Usually seen at networking events and cocktail parties.
"Hey guys, I'm going to booze schmooze at the company holiday party as soon as I get a glass of wine."
by prettyinpink_hc July 12, 2007
Get the booze schmooze mug.A Dallas Stars hockey reporter yelled “what a schmotzel in front of the goal down there,” while Stars players were tripping over each other trying to get the puck in. -11/1/23
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