schmonster

A large and well-girthed penis.

Hey man, look at your skinny pencil dick. Mine is a schmonster..seee?

by JimmyJokesbiatch July 12, 2011

schlosser

A short, heavy set, gnomish looking person. Prone to fits of extreme violent and destructive behavior for little to no reason. Very likely to attack a Geisen on sight, can only be controlled by the intoxicated version of a Bozarth.

Shit, here comes that Schlosser, get the taser and give Bozarth some drank.

by Ned McCaster December 16, 2007

schmossibly

possibly.

guy 1: "nigga you gonna get some cutty tonight??"

guy 2: "SCHMOSSIBLY!!!!"

by breh_bruh November 15, 2009

schmooseoisie

The in-crowd of art groupies that hangs around gallery openings.

To qualify, you must be polished, primped and sufficiently flexuous to do a bit of iPhone texting while holding a conversation, a glass of organic wine, a plate of organic snacks, and a camera - and, at the same time, indulging in some serious shoulder-surfing to check if there's someone further up the social ladder you haven't yet air-kissed, dahling.

The schmooseoisie was out in force at Erin's opening.

by mum61e August 1, 2012

Schloss Fels

The language of the drunken Swiss Mountain people

In Schloss Fels, Beer means "I Love You"

by Frat Boyz October 18, 2007

Jack Schlossberg

One of the hottest lawyers I’ve ever seen. Also John F. Kennedy’s grandson

Omg have you seen JFK’s grandson Jack Schlossberg???

by iloveryanreynoldss May 22, 2022

schmiss

When you miss the presence of someone you haven't even met. Usually assositated with on-line relationships (i.e. MySpace) and text message pen pals.

Woman (via text message): "How can how miss someone you've never met?"
Man (via text message): "You can't... we'll have to make up a new word."
Woman (via yet another text message): "Schmissing you...?"
Man (yeah, you know it): "Hey, that might work."

by ToppDog August 6, 2007