Schmooling

Alternate word for “playing”; to tease or joke with someone.

“Aleks called me ugly but I know she’s just schmooling”

by anapkeyclub March 8, 2019

schlepping

Carrying or otherwise hauling equipment for your own band.

Mostly done when the band is not (yet?) famous, and thus has to carry equipment for themselves.

It's only called hauling if you have a road crew. Otherwise it's called schlepping.

by LordofthePing May 30, 2007

schmopp

n.: A name for the female genitalia, invented to illustrate the arbitrary nature of words at which people will take offense. Word also suggests a certain "overgrown" variety of pudenda.

Man, she's been rode hard - stay away from that dirty schmopp.

by Jickety June 11, 2006

schmoopie

A disgustingly cute nickname for one's significant other, featured (perhaps coined) on the Seinfeld episode "The Soup Nazi." Often used in a tongue-in-cheek manner when one desires to imitate those publicly affectionate individuals one dreads encountering in a restaurant.

"You're schmoopie!"
"No, you're schmoopie!"

by Andrew Maxwell Triska December 28, 2005

schlipping mah fronecks

The act of having a transsexual prostitute first stretch your scrotum, then insert both of your testes into your own anus using her/his penis, simultaneously vomiting into your open mouth while you strike him/her in the lower abdomen to induce involuntary defecation.

That tranny hooker was doing a great schlipping mah fronecks last night before I kicked her ass out of bed because her shit smelled like bad Taco Bell.

by Mysterious_Andy December 3, 2009

schmoozing

The pointless evening pursuit of kissing important butts to better ones employment prospects.

Networking, not for the purpose of work, but for the purpose of being seen by people you think are more important than yourself (but who are in fact schmoozing themselves through fear of being dropped by some important clique).

"Instead of having an orgy and enjoying it, you must come to the boring project dinner and do some schmoozing with Mr X and Mr Y as it's important they know who you are"

by Dr R Swank January 27, 2009

Schmovin

When you are playing Super Smash Bros and you do something cool and are playing well.

"His dk was kinda schmovin ngl"

by DtrJr4 July 18, 2020