schmoking

to smoke a large cuban cigar and pretend that you are dutch

i would very much enjoy schmoking that pancake

by lion777 June 11, 2003

Shlogging

The act of defecating in a sock, putting it in water, and beating someone with it.

derived from "shit-logging"

Josh was shlogging Garret.

by Josh Heape November 9, 2007

scrogging

when two sexually unattractive people, indulge in sexual activities.

did you hear about jack, and jill. god damn they have to be the two grossest people ive ever seen, man i mean jill has those orangatang tities, she might as well had two dead rats nailed to her chest, and jack looks like fucking lurch from the Adams family. ya dude.... they be scrogging.

by mil-fo July 28, 2012

schmoving

When you are dancing like crazy making it look like you’re having a seizure when you’re just fine.

Damn that guy is schmoving!

by EddieGames September 24, 2020

Shogging

Sharing the shower with another and they are hogging all the space or warm water.

Stop shogging, I need to rinse my face to get the soap out of my eyes!

The other day my wife shogged me and I ended up late for work with conditioner still in my hair.

by MercyB March 1, 2009

schmogin

another word for vape or a cover up/code name

hey man wanna go hit the schmogin in the bathroom

by montreze gastile February 25, 2022

schmigginzed

This happens once you can no longer feel any of your toes because your 90 beers down and have also hit a single blinker.

“Where’d my toes go”
“Definitely schmigginzed

by Randal Matrian May 25, 2023