by toxic cowZ November 28, 2022
Get the schmovement mug.One who is above all others, can kick anyone's ass. He/She is a general beast whom all like. Ass schmoner, however, can also be used as an insult, implying that you ruin everything in the room, much like an ass will create a fart to ruin everything in a room.
Insult : "YOU ASS SCHMONER!"
(usually in a German accent)
Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"
(usually in a German accent)
Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"
by magic raspberry August 9, 2017
Get the Ass Schmoner mug.by Servant of the Shadows October 22, 2011
Get the Schmogerty mug.A schlodeo (derived from the words schlong and rodeo) is when you place a saddle on someone's dick, and ride it like a bull rider as if you were in a rodeo.
Bro 1: Yo Kelly was so drunk last night, she started riding my dick like a bull!
Bro 2: Dude, she totally gave you a schlodeo!
Bro 1: Awesome!
Bro 2: Dude, she totally gave you a schlodeo!
Bro 1: Awesome!
by Agatster February 15, 2009
Get the Schlodeo mug.A Silver Spoon filled with spooge is flung at your parter's face. Bonus points if completed whilst sporting an engineer's cap.
by AJ Facial July 22, 2010
Get the Dirty Schroder mug.A schmuck of a model, most often a fashion model. She's conceited, pushy, lacks an awareness for the meaning of "punctual", often is a no-show, and usually demands more money than she's worth. Other girls may refer to her as "skinny bitch" or "model whore", even though the latter is not entirely accurate at times (but most often it is).
A schmodel's diet consists mainly of vodka and cigarettes.
A schmodel may also be male. But male fashion models are harassed enough as it is, so the above description is for the female variety of schmodels. However, the likelihood of a male schmodel being referred to as "skinny bitch" and "model whore" is just as great as that for the female schmodel.
A schmodel's diet consists mainly of vodka and cigarettes.
A schmodel may also be male. But male fashion models are harassed enough as it is, so the above description is for the female variety of schmodels. However, the likelihood of a male schmodel being referred to as "skinny bitch" and "model whore" is just as great as that for the female schmodel.
Photographer: "First she showed up three hours late for the shoot, and then that damn schmodel demanded I get her an iced chai latte with exactly four ice cubes (no more, no less) before she'd even sit down for makeup!"
by elle renae June 16, 2010
Get the schmodel mug.n. name of a German dance brought over to America in the 21st century. Dance similiar to someone trying to balance on a wobbly board while walking.
"Let's do the schmokenhagen!"
by Valerie_08 February 2, 2008
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