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schmeerskahoven

Originally used on the 90's TV show "Pinky and the Brain," in a three part episode where everyone would do a strange dance called the "schmeerskahoven."
Stick your finger in your belly,
Don't be afraid if it jiggles like jelly
Yeah, Schmeerskahoven!
by ilovealtoids November 7, 2004
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Schmerger

A make-out slut. Loves to slip the tongue never finish the job. A mans kryptonite.
1.Wow, what the fuck dude, did the girl kyle seriously just get with osh, hewitt and the shmister in under an hour. Thats pretty impressive, but that makes her a fucking schmerger.

2. I'm so pissed right now. I was gettin with that girl for like 2 months and she hasnt touched my bird yet. What a schmerger

3. Fucking schmerger!!!!!
by D-Baggger October 11, 2008
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Schmeer-o-sphere

The area of bagel covered, or not covered, by cream cheese.
Oh my God, Kettlemen's schmeer-o-sphere is sooo tiny - they don't do it like that in NYC!
by SuzyG October 20, 2008
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Schmeater

I word used in rating a monstrous mega schlong ding dong by Mr. Mulch#8605
Nice Schmeater
by Skyeetee August 18, 2021
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Schmeezed

A mid-tier level of inebriated, drunk, intoxicated while in a positive, fun, state of mind (not rowdy, sloppy or mean). Definitely more drunk than a buzz but not enough to get kicked out of the function.
After four shots of tequila, everyone could tell Mark was schmeezed when he started an impromptu one-man comedy show on the dance floor.
by Emma Rogers July 22, 2023
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schmenge

A Belgian or more likely Dutch cycling fan who, after three solid days of drinking at the top of a mountain pass, has devolved from a Schlug. Schmenges are differentiated from Schlugs in that they are abusive to cyclists.

Popularized by Bob Roll during Tour de France coverage
The schlugs having transmogrified into schmenges at the Schmengefest - catcalled to the Tour de France cyclists.
by Jim H July 14, 2004
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schmender

Someone passes out and collapses.
Response: Schmender!
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