schmeglemelch

a evil monster killer vagina with razor teeth to chop off your dick... the owner is normall a fat zitty turb monster... never approach a schmeglemelch or do anything sexual by or to it.... you will get ate by its mighty razor blades

holy shit ashton got his dick cut off by that crazy ass schmeglemelch when he touched it

by crazydickeatingvagina O_o December 22, 2009

schmeganella

The bacteria that causes schmeg to form.

Wow, your twat is a schmeganella factory!

by bigmuskie July 5, 2014

Schmegeigel

The most insidious of racial slurs the affects all races (excluding white) , sexuality, gender, religion and, dialects. The origin of this word is unknown but could be a ancient slur the whites used when proving dominance over the lesser apes . The word is often used best when placed amongst slurs.

You're a god damn Schmegeigel nigger loving queer sympathizer

by schmegeigel March 10, 2016

scheelbeek

A small dick albino

He is a scheelbeek

by The Bunnings sausages February 6, 2017

Schmebble

A word to be used to confuse people into thinking it is a real word

Guy: "Ah Schmebble, I messed up"
Other Guy "What does Schmebble mean"
Guy: "Oh yeah its just a word"
Other Guy "okay i guess lol"

by seanawesomesnacks July 16, 2023

schmebbles

n. The motion or distortion of physical phenomenae including walls, objects, and people as a result of taking hallucenogenic substances.

v. to be distorted as a result of the consumption of hallucenogens by the seer.

n. holy crap guys look at all the schmebbles on this tree.

v. wow that tree is totally schmebbling.

by NRob May 15, 2006

Schmeebler

Person of great dislike.

Olanka Masney is a schmeebler.

by muffinmanaf September 12, 2009