schmeep

(noun) an offhand term or casual reference for sleep. Usually used in the pejorative sense, suggesting sleep that will be nonexistent or minimal at best for the speaker.

Sleep, schmeep -- I don't have time to rest with the 50 projects due tomorrow.

by zoobarg November 19, 2003

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a kiss or kissing sound, usually meant as a more 'cute' way of expressing a kiss rather than using a word such as 'kiss' or 'smooch'. Usually used in a text conversation, as the word doesn't quite seem to lend itself to oral conversation as well as textual. Is rumoured to have originated in Internet Juggalo vocabulary.

i"I'm gonna schmerp that neden and see if it tastes like cotton candy"/i

crushmonkey: bye for now, muffin

scandalous: *schmerp* bye for now, Angel

crushmonkey *schmerrrrp* :D

by stitchz July 29, 2006

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schmeerd

A gay person who has a fetish for peanut butter.

That guy is so weird, I wonder what it would be like to be a schmeerd.

by wa1kingdicti0narylmao February 4, 2016

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verb:
1. In the card games schafkopf and sheepshead, to throw value cards onto a trick that you expect your partner will take. Others may do the same expecting a contrary result.

2. noun: A trick so padded. "To take the whole schmeer."

3. To increase the value of a transaction that you expect will benefit you and/or a comrade in the end.

Once he got elected to office the Republican schmeered the contracts of his campaign contributors and in return they paid him large kick backs.

by Jubilation T. Corndog October 21, 2006

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