schmacking

when you normally don't hit an object hard and you get extremely mad so you hit harder.

I normally don't hit the ball far, but when I think or see someone I hate before I'm up to bat I be schmacking that ball.

by sammi.(; July 3, 2010

Schmankies

A group of Beautifual women.

Look at that group of schmankies.

by emic510 October 31, 2011

schmackin off

To be masturbating. Self pleasure

So last night I was schmackin off when my mom walked in. I blew my load instantly

by El Juan September 20, 2003

schranking

The act of hiding in the wardrobe to watch your mate have sex with a girl / boy they have just met in a bar. Taken from the German word for wardrobe. Can also involve self abuse or being invited to join in.

Dude to mate before going to pub: "Fancy a spot of schranking tonite?"
Reply: "I should coco."

by I used to be Denny Crane March 14, 2010

schwankinator

A man who cannot come to terms with his small penis and spends most of his time compensating for it.

He is such a pathetic schwankinator!

by OwnerOfTheUniverse July 7, 2014

schwanking

Shitting and wanking simultaneously. Also known as a Hilary ( Swank ).

Sorry I missed your call, I was schwanking!

by crocodilejackson March 18, 2015

Schmanging

Boning, fucking, going to pound town

I was schmanging your mom last night

by jbcooter331 December 4, 2021