Schlarper

An incredibly undesirable female.

How did the blind date go?
Man, she was a schlarper!

by Disco Stu December 30, 2003

schlurpy

Inserting a straw into a woman's vagina and removing the vaginal fluids orally. Usually performed prior to intercourse.

Chris gave Sally a wicked schlurpy last night to improve his sexual pleasure.

by Jarvis Nelson January 2, 2009

shlurple

the plural of "shlurp"; which is the noise made when finishing a drink through a straw.
also associated with the word purple.

person 1: there's a few shlurples left in that drink, at the bottom of the cup!
person 2: *shlurps up last few drops through a straw*

by shlurpppp March 6, 2009

schnurdle

Schnurdle is used to describe 'that word' you can't think of during a conversation.

Can you get the Schnurdle out of the fridge

by Andy1194 October 9, 2014

Schlurp

The sound a girl makes when she performs fellatio with gratuitous amounts of saliva in her mouth.

I was enjoying the schlurp until she started drooling on my thigh.

by sports turtle November 24, 2010

Schlumped

The state of being so high and/or miserable you’re just mentally tired.

Damn bro I just got dumped and I’m hella schlumped.

by Asshole.1234 May 24, 2018

Schlurp

German name of Lickitung, a Normal Pokémon that have a long tounge.

Gehen, Schlurp!

by Px-Ingkeo September 2, 2016