for schlerken

A much more l33t way of saying "fo shizzle".

Bob: That guy says 'fo shizzle' way to much.
Tom: For schlerken he does.
Bob: What a fag.

by The Great and Almighty Skid August 1, 2004

schlucking

Schlucking, when a female penetrates her vagina with her own fingers and masturbates.

Example 1: I was on Omegle last night and this girl was schlucking for me.

Example 2: Guy- Schluck for me?
Girl- You do it for me instead

by AshyBear October 10, 2013

Schlucking

Sticking your dick in a electrical socket with a tin foil condom on, causing an electric nut.

"Uncle Frank died last night but at least he got a good schlucking"

by Rondondongle February 1, 2018

Schmuckenshit

An idiot whose only moments of brilliance are completely evil or just plain mean.

Your schmuckenshit of an ex boyfriend dumped laxatives in your wedding cake!

by Meadow Grace July 12, 2014

schlorking

i) Any process involving the passing of saliva over the lips, tongue and teeth that results in a 'schlork' sound. Commonly associated with cats and/or dogs engaged in self-cleaning, or particularly sloppy oral sex.
ii) The sound described above

Goddamn dog, stop your schlorking!

by Melvin Junko January 27, 2009

schlurgin durgin

the sound derf makes when he gets surprised (similar to oi vey)... or a german cowboy.

That there schlurgin durgin just did a hoot of a job. Yee Haw.

by kpowpow August 22, 2010

Schlurpee

When somebody is thirsty, but ONLY for a 7-11 slurpee

Joshua was extremely SCHLURPEE so he made his way to his local 7-11 and purchased a large slurpee.

by Brooke Ham September 7, 2010