Schlong Dongery (agent 0069)... the lesser known star of the 007 spy movies who used to star side by side with Sean Connery.....He was cut out of the series because of his huge donger and ability to mac all the bitches..... Connery was jealous/pissed off and had Schlong Dongery cut from the series.
by Pete Negwaski! December 23, 2006
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Get the schong dong mug.Ryan: " Dood, i'm going to slap your butt so hard until your poopy shlong dong comes out!"
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Get the shlong dong mug.A term used to refer to an unusually large penis, typically large in both length and girth.
More specifically, the term is best used when describing a schlong so massive that it can swing side to side like a pendulum.
More specifically, the term is best used when describing a schlong so massive that it can swing side to side like a pendulum.
1: Hey I hear that guy has the biggest dick in town.
2: Oh yeah no doubt, I've heard he's got a schlong donger down there.
2: Oh yeah no doubt, I've heard he's got a schlong donger down there.
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