Schlompticox

A fancy word for "shit" or "poop" or "crap".

King Henry VI excused himself from a royal dinner with the Pope to take a schlompticox.

by OfficialSchlompticox July 21, 2014

schlomping

The act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating.

The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.

"That guy's a total weirdo - I heard he's into schlomping."

by IncognitoD July 5, 2009

Schlompticox

The sound that comes out of a zebra's butt.

"Did you hear that schlompticox at the zebra exhibit?

by Derp Derpinson July 14, 2014

schlomp

a large shit, covered fresh nut juice (ejaculate)

Oh man we got wild last night, i actually schlomped on her chest!

by Caruto Cruiseumaki June 8, 2018

schlomps

The resulting gastrointestinal discomfort and periodic burps when one consumes too much beer on an empty stomach. Also occurs when beer is consumed before one participates in a trampoline-based or similar activity.

Unghgghhhghgg *hic* I got the schlomps.

by ghaliz July 27, 2011

schlomposis

schomposis - ʃ/lɑ /mp/oʊ/sɪs

the condition in which one's scrotum adheres to the inner part of the upper thigh, often as a result of excessively warm or humid conditions.

Man, I went down to Florida and caught a bad case of schomposis.

I got the worst case of schlomposis at work today.

by jakeschweinz January 13, 2018

Schlorpadrop

Pooping and cumming into a drink and having one's mother take a drink.

Yo homes joey's mother Schlorpadroped me last night. I bet her tum tum don't feel so well after that.

by Azorbi July 16, 2019