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Schleep sedule

A slightly garbled up version of "sleep schedule" to express your tiredness.
Alternatively this can be used as a way to imply that you or someone else have a horrible sleep schedule that needs to be fixed.

When you know someone has been pulling too many all-nighters or generally doesn't sleep at consistent times, you'd tell them to fix their schleep sedule.
Person 1: "Dude you look tired, shouldn't you sleep?"

Person 2: "I gotta fix my *schleep sedule*, last night I went to bed at 5 AM."

Example 2

Person 1 (Tired): Has big bags under his eyes and looks like he's about to fall over.

Person 2: "Go to bed man, fix your schleep sedule."
by C_Corpze October 26, 2024
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I'm Schleep

A phrase used in the context of being tired, irrelevant, or a quick way to get out of a conversation
"So who's this 'Ashley' in your phone huh?"
"....I'm schleep..."
by randombeanwisdom August 24, 2016
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im schleep cuh

James says this because cash nasty does all the time.
James: Im schleep cuh...
Me: oookkkkk then
by bubbles3254 August 17, 2017
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boy you schleep

When an individual is acting wild or dumb. Or saying something totally irrelevant.
This boy Lucas over here blarin his subs talkin bout how he can do backflips; boy you schleep
by Big daddy Landon May 8, 2016
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When you knock out someone so hard they ina notha universe
Bro you bettermake them eat befo they go schleep
by neocortex February 22, 2022
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schleeb

Slang for 4-HO-MET, a lesser-known novel psychedelic of the Tryptamine class (which includes substances like melatonin, serotonin, DMT and Psilocin). Users typically describe Schleeb as a more recreational version of psilocybin mushrooms due to its less serious headspace and greater emphasis on visual effects.
John: "Yo Billy you tryna shnort this schleeb?"
Billy: "Hell yes John lets shnort this schleeb!"
by dogeater84 November 23, 2020
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Shleep

When someone says or does something so stupid it put you to "Sleep" mentally.

Shleep can also refer to flipping a sentence/situation to make someone feel dumb, when they did/said nothing wrong. This is often done by flipping metaphors, by comprehending someone saying something else than what was clearly meant. This is called putting someone to "Shleep"
Ex.1 (Put Em To Shleep) Tom: "I'm lowkey tryna bone her bruh..."
Me: " What does playing the piano have to do with skeletons?"
Tom: "I'm Shleep"

Ex.2 (Basic)Zach:" What's 9 + 10?"
Me: "21"
Zach: "I'm Shleep"

Ex 3. (Advanced put em to Shleep Tactics) Jack: "Can u get me a monster from the fridge?"
Me: " Hell nah, i aint goin in there to die"
Jack: "What?"
Me: You said there is monster in the fridge nigga i aint tryna die"
Jack: "I'm Shleep"
by Shle3P_GoD October 21, 2016
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