A very intelligent and powerful creature associated in many stories with the desctruction or conquering of the world.
And then the Schlaich came and conquered all of persia.
"Oh no its the Schlaich of the world!"
"What happened to atlantis?"
"....Schlaich."
"We should send Schlaich over to iraq... really fuck em up."
"Oh no its the Schlaich of the world!"
"What happened to atlantis?"
"....Schlaich."
"We should send Schlaich over to iraq... really fuck em up."
by Kujomaximus November 1, 2009
Get the Schlaich mug.A seemingly harmless disease, vivified by ones entrance into an institution of higher education, resulting in assholism, severe cases of jerkherria and the rare but horrid instances of nausea imposed on others. Most common symptoms include a desperate urge for attention and a pathetic need to prove oneself to others. Causes behind the disease have eluded researchers for decades, since many of them suffer from severe cases of scholasticitis themselves. Although speculations suggest an increase in one's production of self-assumed intelligence might be the cause behind this ruthless disease.
Easy ways to spot victims of scholasticitis include the following simple tests:
1. Subject has difficulty passing a single day without correcting someone.
2. Subject believes that scholasticitis probably indicates some form of praise that he/she/it will then proceed to define themselves.
3. Subject will attempt to correct the grammar, spelling, punctuation and/or logic behind this very definition of their condition.
Easy ways to spot victims of scholasticitis include the following simple tests:
1. Subject has difficulty passing a single day without correcting someone.
2. Subject believes that scholasticitis probably indicates some form of praise that he/she/it will then proceed to define themselves.
3. Subject will attempt to correct the grammar, spelling, punctuation and/or logic behind this very definition of their condition.
That is one pretentious jerk, perhaps he suffers from scholasticitis.
Scholasticitis has ruined my friendships. (Proclaimed by a reformed victim of a prior case of scholasticitis)
Scholasticitis has ruined my friendships. (Proclaimed by a reformed victim of a prior case of scholasticitis)
by Richard Dick Smithsonian III November 13, 2010
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A shitshow full of books and other trinkets.Most fucktards get the trinkets just to be cool when the books watch and learn.Most kids get the books with fucking legos.Thats the only book they like
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person a: yea, he tried to invent a cryptocurrency!
person b: thats schlattcore
person a: what
person b: except he succeeded
person b: thats schlattcore
person a: what
person b: except he succeeded
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A word combining excuse, me, and, my, stick, which could refer to anything cylindrical shaped.
A word combining excuse, me, and, my, stick, which could refer to anything cylindrical shaped.
by KnightmrInArmr January 20, 2005
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