Schlongolia

The gay part of Mongolia.

You can tell he's from Schlongolia from his accent.

by chuck van d December 2, 2007

schlang

(v) hanging out with class, style, and attitude (n) a way of life, the actual schlang session
(adj) "schlangin'" person - a player, or someone who exemplifies every good quality, or is really hot and tight.

"Gurl, you schlangin'"

"Wanna schlang with me tonight?? There is a party."

"He has like 5 girlfriends and is soo gorgeous. Dude be schlangin'!"

by schlanger479479479 June 25, 2008

Congo Schlongo

A large penis, not necessarily of a black man.

Your mum is craving for congo schlongo.

by bitchmasterb October 28, 2010

schlang

German slang for penis. Colloquially, adj for male exhibiting characteristics of erectile tissue.

Sorority girls go for the rich schlang every time.

by Word Jockey May 23, 2006

Schlange

A penis, usually a very skinny one

Jordan has such a skinny schlange.

by eskettitt September 27, 2017

schlongologue

any exchange between a man and woman via one of the social networking sites that deals mainly with the man describing his penis and the woman's witty (or not so witty) replies. Pictures may or may not be used.

My girlfriend and I had a hot schlongologue going last night.

Did you read the schlongologue between that Weiner guy and the card dealer? It was wild!!

OMG! Can you believe that Mark sent me a picture last night while we were on-line having a schlongologue? Dude! That was NOT cool!!!

by D/K December 8, 2011

Schlagot

is defined as an excrement slurping fagot. Can be identified by horrible breath and occasional split tongue. Often found in public bathrooms and/or Rush Limbaugh's private quarters.

1. Hey schlagot! Come clean my grundle!
2. That schlagot just stole my pony!

by Scruntle February 11, 2009