slammered

Being drunk past hammered, to the point where black out might occur, but not bad enough to pass out, slurring is a mojor factor in this state of drunkeness, always a good time.

Lulu , after 8 shots stumbled up to the mic and started singing "push it", when peanut yelled from the crowd "that bitch is slammered"

by Peanut21 August 8, 2008

Shmammered

The mix of being completely shit-faced and hammered in the same moment.

I was so shmammered last night everyone around me was fubar so I could not recognize anyone. Shmammered

by William Bradford II September 4, 2009

Shmammered

To become incredibly intoxicated due to the over consumption of alcohol; a combination of smashed and hammered

Those 15 shots of vodka got me completely shmammered last night.

by Hucked88 February 18, 2008

Schrammered

To become intoxicated beyond the point of "hammered," "wasted," "schwasted."

Usually includes blacking out and stumbling around while your friends hold you up and basically carry you home. Always ends in a good night.

Oh man that guy can't even walk straight, he must be schrammered

by J Dub Ess July 26, 2010

shammered

hammered and smashed combined into one

"omg I was so fuckn shmammered at daniel's party!"

by Fini August 8, 2004

Shmammered

When you get so DRUNK your SHITFACED and HAMMERED, meaning that you my friend are SHMAMMERED.

I woke the up next to a fat chick, thats when i realized i got shmammered last night.

by Douche McClasiter May 25, 2006

schmammered

The mix between shit faced and hammered.

schmammered to be extremely drunk or intoxicated.

by Samual Pogue August 20, 2008