Schneebo-ing

The act in which someone licks jam off of a squirrels body, often the armpit or genitals. It is believed that "schneebo-ing" originated in rural parts of scotland.

Scotsman: "Ock Aye The Noo, Come here ye little squirrel. Ye have a bitta jam on ye, can I lick it awf?"

Squirrel: "yes please, my genitals were gettin a bit sticky"

Little Girl: "Mum. Look! That Man Is Schneebo-ing"

by The Schneeb aka Bisto Cube November 26, 2005

schmeeberiffic

Wonderfully endowed with beautiful breasts.
Boobies that are pointing out there, calling to you.
Terrific Schmeebs.

On the cellphone..."I am at Starbucks right now, and the girl sitting beside me is totally schmeeberiffic!"

(She has wonderful breasts.)

by darf narbler March 20, 2009

Schneeb

A person with unusually pale skin, sunken cheekbones, and tired eyes but who has the spirit of a warrior and the kindness of an angel.

I really admire that schneeb - luke modric - from Croatia.

by Duckbong July 15, 2018

Schweebie

A total dork. The king of dorkdom. Extremely genuine but unimpressive in the bedroom. Typically has a PHD.

Girl 1: Is that guy coming to see you this weekend?
Girl 2: Remind me who he is.
Girl 1: Hes that aerospace engineer, he cant hold his liquor or get it up. Hes a total schweebie.

by Nashcupcake August 29, 2018

schneebles

(n) SHAUN

(v) to be kind

synonyms include: person that lights up everybody's life, legend, gentle giant

Have you seen schneebles today?

Nah man but I have been schneebles today.

by Iloveelderlypeople November 19, 2020

schneebly

A small creature that lives behind your ears, they whisper into your ears at night and they are responsible for your dreams.
They also tell you to do stupid things when you are drunk.

Hey you schneebly infected arse!!
I hate your schneebly.

by Dani Hawes November 8, 2006

Schmeebs

Parts of the female human body that contain the organs that secrete milk used to feed infants. See boobs, tits, tatas.

"Ever notice that Jessica Simpson has a great set of schmeebs?"

by Rob789 May 9, 2006