scheise

"Scheise" is the anglicized spelling of the German "Scheiße" (with "ß" being the German letter representing the double "s" sound). Its English translation is "shit". It is often used (much like in English) as an expletive.

Any instance in which you would use the English word "shit" (again, especially as an expletive), one can substitute "scheise" or "scheiße". While not exactly scholarly references, one can hear the word used in film in the movies "Bourne Identity" (spoken by Bourne's German girlfriend) and "Austin Powers" (spoken by Dr. Evil).

by Zack Grey May 13, 2008

Scheizentoggle

Verb. The act of quickly switching windows away from whatever you were doing (generally fucking around) to something more appropriate (say, Excel) when your boss or other authority figure gets within eyeshot of your screen, thereby maintaining the appearance of diligence.

Also useful as an exclamation.

"The problem with youtube is that when you have to scheizentoggle, the sound keeps playing."
"My boss totally caught me scheizentoggling out of facebook about a dozen times today."

"Scheizentoggle!"

by Jlighter August 28, 2013

Schezerblade

Meaning 1: A word for a katana when held by a Japanese man on a beach.
Meaning 2: A misreading of Scheherazade

On the beaches of the Japanese island of Ryuku, you see many Schezerblades.

by dfghyuiopoiuytrertyuioihg February 22, 2021

scheiwe

pretty much the hottest kid i have ever seen

scheiwe is hot and he doesnt hate jews.

by poopiehead April 26, 2005

Schizer

The incorrectly spelt German word for "shit", correctly spelt "Scheiße". This mistake is common due to the difficulty of inserting the symbol "ß", and also down to the lack of forced foreign language lessons in the English education system. But that's soley because we don't need to, why should we speak Deutch when the world can speak English. YEAH, who's gonna high five me on that?! Anyone?

1. "Oh scheiße! Ich ging alle meine Nazi-Memorabilia Sie bei der Reinigung von meinem Mantel! SCHEIßE!"

1. "Schizer! I just did a fat schizer on my girlfriends chest after she told me she loved scat. How was I 'sposed to know she meant the lyrical free-styling most commonly found in jazz?!"

by Clydieooo April 13, 2009

Scheiznov

The state of shock when slapped with a vegatable.

Nan was Scheiznovved when the parnsip threw across the table.

by SlapThatSprout September 19, 2009

schteizen

Slang for right and left or left and right at the same time... Also, middle or center.

Beth: "Which way do I turn?"
Freddy: "Schteizen!"

The person got into an accident because he/she went schteizen.

by Fa1th June 10, 2012