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Fonzi Scheme

The act of defrauding a restaurant owner of the cash from their juke box.
Big Al's was robbed of dozens of dollars when it was discovered that Arthur Fonzarelli had been playing songs for free by merely punching the juke box, otherwise know as a "Fonzi Scheme". When contacted at his office in the men's room at Big Al's restaurant, Fonzarelli had no comment
by angusshangus January 7, 2009
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pyramid scheme

A fraudulent business model, illegal in most places, in which participants are paid to recruit more participants, rather than commissions on sales.

Frequently passed off as Multi-Level Marketing by incorporating sales of an unmarketable product or service into the scheme. In such cases, participants are usually required to maintain a monthly purchase quota to qualify for payments.
Pyramid schemes market to prospective participants while Multi-Level Marketing plans market to prospective consumers. Pyramid schemes fail because scam participants are not a viable market. Most of the participants pay more money to participate than they receive for participating because there aren't enough suckers left to recruit.

Once the suckers figure that out and quit paying into the scheme, those who recruited them start losing money too, and then they quit. The scam shrivels even faster than it grew.
by Downstrike September 9, 2004
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schleezeboinked

To get completely wasted.
Dude, last night I was so schleezeboinked. I must have drank that entire gallon of vokda.
by Jake Shivers December 24, 2008
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Schevers

A totally hot blonde girl with a killer body and a gorgeous face.
Erin was the hottest girl I'd ever seen. She could have been in Playboy if she'd wanted to. What a Schevers!
by Wiseman July 11, 2006
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Schleepin

To sleep. To be sleeping. Said in a way as for you to be different and cool. Schleepin in the new "nig"
What the fuck you callin me for?...Im schleepin!
by Devan J. June 8, 2009
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schejewel

The incorrect pronunciation of schedule by a person of authority. (noun)
sche - jewel
Tim: When do we change classes?
Ms. Frank: I'll give you the schejewel, Tim. We have advisory today.
Tim: Its scheDULE, Ms. Frank!
by yungpressure January 3, 2019
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Cream Scheme

1. A systematic plan or course of action (scheme) to acquire money (cream). Everyone has a Cream Scheme because everyone has some sort of plan to acquire what they need to survive and thrive in the world. Whether a person is a street hustler, a 9-to-5 professional, or a CEO, they have a Cream Scheme.

2. An apparel brand founded in 2013 that speaks to the reality detailed above. Cream Scheme encourages hard work, entrepreneurship, and critical thinking as it subverts dominant narratives of what is and what isn't legitimate in terms of careers and professions.
Whether you are Mark Zuckerberg, Jamie Dimon, Pablo Escobar, Nino Brown, or Johnny from around the corner, you have a Cream Scheme.
by JFocus September 25, 2014
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