Smannoying

Being equal parts small and annoying. A rare talent.

Man I can’t stand that one short girl from Customer Success. So annoying.

Say less bro. Smannoying as f*ck.

by The Head Rooster September 28, 2021

Scanning The Visa

Losing your virginity, or playing the v-card. Taking somebody's virginity, like scanning their v-card.

Kevin: Dude guess what?
Ben: What?
Kevin: I just met this really hot girl, i'm gonna see her tonight.
Ben: Hmmm, are you thinking about scanning the visa?

by MistressMary October 1, 2011

scanning ham

Beating yo meat stick with hella force

I was scanning ham because I saw a hood looking Fortnite skin…

by Bucket coach June 25, 2023

Scanning Syndrome

When someone chronically misses obvious details and words after reading or looking at written material. A sister of Tunnel Vision.

His sister sent him his OWN number and he proceeded to ask her who’s number that was….clear case of scanning syndrome

by Crecinda613 February 7, 2025

Phantom Scanning

The act of appearing to scan the NHS track and trace app, but not actually scanning it

So I popped into Pizza Express for a quick bite, and the waitress was like ‘you’ve got to scan the NHS app before sitting down’. So I take out my phone and appear to scan it, but in fact I’m phantom scanning it. No lock down for me, ha ha ha ha

by Misscriant October 31, 2020

Deep Resource Scanning

The use of advanced remote sensing technologies—like muon tomography, quantum gravimetry, or deep-penetrating radar—to map and identify valuable mineral, aqueous, or energy resources buried kilometers beneath a planet's or moon's surface. It's the high-tech equivalent of X-ray vision for entire landscapes, allowing prospectors to "see" ore deposits, groundwater aquifers, or geothermal pockets without digging a single hole. This is the critical first step for any large-scale off-world mining or colony site selection.

Example: Before establishing a Mars base, a fleet of orbiters and rovers would perform Deep Resource Scanning to pinpoint the exact location of subsurface water-ice deposits, saving a colony from drilling a dozen dry holes. On an asteroid, such scanning could map the internal veins of platinum-group metals before sending in mining drones.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026