Scalfing

Standing in a gymnasium with one leg bent with a foot on the back of a bleacher while resting an elbow on said leg.

Watching a basketball game while Scalfing is the best way to keep an eye on the crowd.

by Basketstheclown June 14, 2017

Scarfing

When an uncircumcised male has his foreskin rolled back under the head of the penis for an extended period of time thus sitting on the 'neck' of the penis and acting as a scarf.

Jake was the only uncircumcised guy in the room so he made up for it by scarfing.

by mookling November 22, 2009

scaifing

v. Probing someone's personal life/past in an attempt to find information to publicly discredit the person; and failing that, simply making things up about the person. See also scaifed.

Different from blackmail in that the intent is always to go public with any information discovered/invented.

Bill Clinton's administration was the victim of a decade-long scaifing.

by guyjin February 19, 2007

scaiting

both scary and exciting

bungee jumping is scaiting..

by dsjfsj May 26, 2011

Scarfing

When you penetrate your sink hole with a thin spounge for pleasure. Typically done on Sundays.

"Hey dude, r u comin to church Sunday"

"Nah I feel like scarfing whilst my parents are out"

by Victorish Seal Mousse March 25, 2017

Scarfing It Down

Masturbating using a scarf. The softness of the fabric can cause people to get excited. Though it seems weird, it actually exists.

Ariel: Hey Renny. You look happy.
Renise: Its RENISE, and yeah i was just scarfing it down. I feel soooo good.

by chris doberstein August 17, 2008

Scarfing

Having anal sex until it hurts.

I was scarfing that girl all last night, now she is sore.

by Scarfer January 31, 2010