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Saturday Night Surprise 

Its where u cum on a girls face and then throw pop rocks on it
Matt Miller was giving head and i decided to make it a saturday night surprise

saturday night hun 

Baltimore Colloquialism. A woman who goes out alone on a Saturday night dressed to the teeth looking for men. Men assume she is looking for a "good time." She doesn't wear a coat as she enters high end bars because she wants to look her best and draw attention from men. Every Saturday night she sits at the bar looking for a man. Made famous by Homicide: Life on the Street episode "Strangled, Not Stirred."
saturday night hun by AntoineDC January 15, 2008

Saturday Night Special 

1. An inexpensive pistol often of indifferent manufacture.
2 A song by Lynyrd Skynyrd about the above noted pistol.
The Democrats want to outlaw Saturday night specials so only rich people can afford guns.

Saturday night wrist 

When you're so wasted/tired that you fall asleep sitting up with your head in your hand, and wake up hours later with a wrist ache that won't seem to go away.
"Dude, I had such bad Saturday night wrist, that I couldn't even jerk it today."

Saturday night coffee 

Putting an adult beverage in a disposable coffee cup in order to conceal the beverage you wish to consume.
It's a 30 minute train ride to get there, I made us a couple Saturday night coffees to go.

saturday night live 

A show that is commonly called "not funny anymore" by people who haven't seen a new episode in six years.
Saturday Night Live is just as funny now as it has ever been, just because you don't recognize the actors doesn't mean its not as good. If you actually WATCHED the new ones you'd know that.