Salted My Kipper

a reference to ejectulating in one's pants

guy:wow she's so hot! ive just salted my kipper
guy:dude! she's like 78

by Stripes Go Faster! June 3, 2009

And the Bus Driver Stood Up and Started Clapping

The phrase that originally came from poland. It is supposed to signalise disbelief in someone's story that supposedly happened in real life.

-So yesterday, I was with my niece at the shopping mall. There was a woman screaming at the cashier. Then, my niece walked to her and gently asked her to calm down!
-Yeah, and the bus driver stood up and started clapping.

by FIRC August 11, 2014

shit mate i just sharted

when your with your friend and you think you need to fart so you do and then you realise it wasn’t a fart and that you in fact have just shit all over yourself and your friend

friend: you alright mate?
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/

by ohshitm8ijistshartedddd November 18, 2019

salted

when pain is inflicted by means of insult, blackmail, or general embarassment. originated from when salt is sprinkled into a wound, causing further stinging and pain. later, gestures were added for effect, often consisting of rubbing fingers together over the victim's head to suggest gingerly applying a layer of salt for extra emphasis on "being served."

-your momma's so fat that when her beeper goes off, everyone thinks she's backin up
-salted!!

by feedyourcat January 27, 2006

Sorted

When a task or idea is completed

"We finally got through to it then?, sorted!"

by Martyn Waugh October 10, 2003

Nuke with Salted Earth

The act of blocking and deleting a person from social media, phone and everything else given with an explanation of why a relationship will never work; forever destroying the possibility of ever meeting again. Much more polite and complete than ghosting. A relationship nuked is utterly destroyed and forever gone.

I found out she does meth so I had to nuke with Salted Earth our relationship.

by Liberation Theology August 21, 2019

sharted

when a man or woman thinks they are gonna release a quiet fluffy little toot and BAM! a loud wet sound followed by a big juicy pile of shit in your favorite underware. FUCK! you just shit your pants!!

Gertrude: "Hey Kayla, I think there was just a terrorist attack!"
Kayla: "No, I sharted."
Gertrude: "Oh ok."

by Brier and Justine June 21, 2006