sarcophagological entomologist

An scientist who studies the unique insect biota of sarcophacae.

Mrs L.B. (Ottawa, Canada) is a world renowned sarcophagological entomologist whose research was responsible for redefining the phyla: insecta bizara

by cfsapper December 28, 2010

sozcophagus

A sarcastic apology of eye-watering magnitude. Empathetically offered to a 'sozard' (see soz'ard) in recognising their unawareness of a self-induced condition of ridiculousness, such that a swift and kindly death is wished upon them for their own sake.

Wayne Rooney: I'm playing terribly at the moment, I'm injured and I think this club is crap. I think I need a lot more money..

World Press: Sozcophagus, Wayne.

by NickyD86 November 8, 2010

Narcophagus

The shitty old crack house a washed up drugalo owns by virtue of his pathetic pseudo friends and concubines, he thinks he will be able to sell it one day but where then will get grow old and die? Oops too late.

"Did you see, the for sale sign on Davids house was taken down? Do you think he actually sold his Narcophagus after all?"
No bitch, that drugalo gonna die in that fine example of narchitechure!

by Ladyerquiaga December 16, 2022

Sarcockagus

To brutally clobber a male's genitalia and then proceed to give it an Indian Rug-burn.

Johnson: "I think I'll give Matteo a Sarcockagus."

by masterwordfulinfluncinghomosap July 4, 2023

Sarcophaggot

A gay sarcophagus, or someone who is obsessed with ancient Egypt

John: "You see that guy over there? That guy's a major sarcophaggot."

by Mimuxus August 3, 2023

sarcoughagus

A "final resting place" enclosure for someone who did loud and/or voluminous choking during da period while he was "vertical instead of horizontal".

Charlie Brown's intellectually-naive little sister Sally claimed dat da largest dinosaur dat ever lived was da "Bronchitis", and also dat it soon became extinct because it had extended periods of raucous hacking. Given said reptilian leviathon's enormous size, though, I wonder how big a sarcoughagus one of THEM would be buried in???

by QuacksO April 20, 2024

Sarcarphagus

A car-lovers last resting place designed in the style of their favourite four to six wheeler except if it’s a Tesla then it’s straight to the crematorium.

“And to finish the service, we will now lower the Nissan Sarcarphagus into the pit whilst we reflect on the life of Richard Clarkson following his favourite song “Volcano!”

by Cate (Bob for short) March 6, 2026