santorum

The frothy mix of personal lubricant, fecal matter, and sometimes semen that can occur as a result of anal sex.

Finally, Joe pulled out, wiping the santorum from his manhood on the grey comforter by accident.

by Graniteman December 5, 2005

santorum

Latin for asshole. "Santorum, that's latin for asshole", is a quote attributed to former Senator Bob Kerrey, three weeks into Rick Santorum's career as a US Senator.

That old man's a total santorum. what a jerk.

by leah j June 16, 2006

santorum

1. the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is often the result of anal sex.

ew.. dude... i cant belive you and ur homo boyfriend just got santorum on my bed... sickk...

by Britt December 24, 2004

Santorum

(verb) to make outrageous homophobic statements in order to conceal one's true sexuality.

(noun) one who santorums.

Jeff: Yo man did Mike tell you he hooked up with 3 chicks last night?
Chris: He told me five. Are you sure he's not just a Santorum?

by angry Christian January 10, 2012

Santorum

The frothy mix of lubricant, semen and fecal matter that is the byproduct of anal sex.

You should wipe that Santorum up before it stains those sheets.

by Gofa Cureself April 27, 2021

Santorum

The Cure To Gingrich Disease

This Santorum got rid of my Gingrich

by OBAMNEYRICHTORUM., December 12, 2012

Santorumize

The act of being Santorum, which may or may not include incest, homosexuality, or "man-on-dog." Popularized by PA Senator Rick Santorum's comments liking homosexuality to bestiality.

I santorumized my neighbor's dog last week.

by Jim August 1, 2003