man sanitizer

A hand care product meant to provide the comfort and cleanliness of a hand sanitizer but with a strong, masculine scent; found at the sale section of any Bath and Body Works.

Boyfriend: "My hands are dirty from those chips."
Girlfriend: "Oh here, I got some sanitizer if you don't mind smelling like a girl."
Boyfriend: "No thanks. I'd rather not smell like honeysuckles. I got some hand sanitizer for men yesterday."
Girlfriend: "For men?"
Boyfriend: "Yeah. Some man sanitizer."

by IndigoPhoenix21 January 12, 2014

sanisize

A word meant to have meant "fantisize", but the person is so lost in a brain gasm and illiteracy that it came out wrong.

"Hey, when are you going to hook me up with your hot sister? So I can stop sanisize(ing)"

by Lizbo June 12, 2008

hand sanitizer bomb

A weapon of mass destruction often constructed in class room settings in which the availability of hand sanitizer and tissues is abundant. One creates a hand sanitizer bomb by squirting a significant amount of hand sanitizer into one or a layer of tissues and then folds the tissue in on itself to create a bulbous sac of hand sanitizer. The rest of the unused tissue is twisted as the hand sanitizer wets it creating hold for the tissue to stay closed. Bomb is then grabbed by its loose and dry end and thrown at desirable target.
Similar to a hand lotion bomb

"Man, I got nailed with a hand sanitizer bomb and now my back is soaked."

by forerunnerrocker June 14, 2008

pimp hand sanitizer

a hand sanitizer that kills 99% or more of bacteria on contact; usually consumed by pimps after pimping along time

Damn! That Pimp hand sanitizer works so well, my hand smells so spring-time fresh and clean!

Purell, Germ x, ect.

by Pimp Daddy Master April 23, 2007

Spanfrans hand sanitizers

Drugs the spanfrans made from a kangaroos hand gel.

The spanfrans hand sanitizers tastes good.

by BellaTaeStanThx July 2, 2020

dirty sanchized

While having sex doggie style the man inserts his finger or thumb into the girls anus. After he removes the finger(s) from the stink hole he gets an itchy nose and accidentally scratches his nose with the stink finger in which he basically gives himself a dirty sanchez.

While Mike was fucking his girlfriend doggy style he got a nose itch and dirty sanchized himself with the finger he pulled out of her ass.

by ThunderKawK January 9, 2017

sanatizer

A cute person/object, typically used to cleanse souls as well as dirt. A hottie that you should love as well as give money to. An intelligent **Stocks** explorer and biggest fan of Apple.

"This person is soooo charming, they're a sanatizer."

by hjdxab April 17, 2021