Fred Phelps plans to serve Santorum Coladas at the Westboro Baptist Church's next Holy Communion. Here's how to make a Santorum Colada:
3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*
Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.
*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.
3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*
Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.
*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.
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-sleep in
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A successful senior cut day occurs when at least half of the class is absent for one day.
note: this may induce senioritis
Seniors have the choice of doing whatever they want during Senior Cut Day.
-sleep in
-go to amusement park
-go down the shore
-go to gf/bf house
-party
-video games
A successful senior cut day occurs when at least half of the class is absent for one day.
note: this may induce senioritis
LC: sup son? whatchu doin tommorrow?
Glen: im goin to six flags, it's senior cut day!
Dan: you mean we can stay home from school?
Glen: yeah, our entire class is Cutting School.
Glen: im goin to six flags, it's senior cut day!
Dan: you mean we can stay home from school?
Glen: yeah, our entire class is Cutting School.
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