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Sameerism

Truly ridiculous metaphors and similies that compare things that are, in truth, unrelated. In an attempt to sound intellectual, this will make the writer sound arrogant, pedantic, pretentious, and uneducated.
"The goals of the GOP are reminiscent of a shower curtain, see through and weak on homeland security."
"Did you come up with that Sameerism all by yourself...?"
by JonnyJay September 25, 2006
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Semper Gumby

Adaptation of the Marine Corps motto: Semper Fi (Latin for Always Faithful). Used to describe the general Marine attitude (i.e always be flexible with plans cause something will change that will fuck up your night) towards the constant changes that are rampant in every Marine unit.
Marine 1: Hey man, go easy at the bar tonight, just found out we have a CFT at 04
Marine 2: Oh well, semper gumby
by DevilDogPOG October 27, 2011
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Andy Samberg

Cast member on Saturday Night Live from 2005-Present.

Is part of a team known as "The Lonely Island," and is one of "The Dudes."
Andy Samberg is very entertaining and not to bad on the eyes!
by Yowza Yowza February 2, 2006
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sameerah

a girl with a kind heart, cute not rude she can be very intelligent and you can tell her anything without her judging you. You can talk to her for many years and she will stop what ever just to listen to you.
I have been friends with sameerah for a really long time.
by destiny playfair February 8, 2018
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scamperton

The act of having a coffee whilst doing a poo
I think i might go have a scamperton.
by Deano007 December 24, 2008
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Simpers

Simpers are the people who are falling instantly in love with people they don't know but find very attractive.
Michael: Oh dude look, there are some very nice girls

Paolo: Damn yes

Michael: We are such Simpers
by squishy _octopus November 19, 2020
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royal sampler

A hand of cards in poker containing all red cards. Strictly speaking the hand is worthless, but proverbially it is known as a royal sampler.
Carl: No, no no, Homer, you have the Royal Sampler.
by hunt (cerv) September 27, 2005
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