salesianum

A high school in the fine town of Wilmington, Delaware that serioulsy sucks at life and needs to get its shit together. Some describe it as a college prepraratory institution, when in reality it amounts to little more than a gigantic, four-year sausage fest. Sallies guys like to think they're better than kids from other schools, specifically Tatnall. In this they are sadly mistaken, as Tatnall students are uniformly smarter, better-looking, and more sanitary. Sallies does have one thing going for it however: they cling to the slim hope that a meteor might one day crash into the earth and destroy only Sallies and its occupants, thus ridding the world of the scourge that is Sallies. Mkay.

"Hey is that a meteor comig towards earth?!"
"Yeah, it is, but don't worry, it's only going to hit Sallies."
"Oh O.K., that's a relief."

by nice sallies April 22, 2005

Salesianum

A school in Wilmington DE which tried to make up for it's inferior students by not being as open to other students. This is to be contrasted with St. Mark's, where students from many backgrounds are given opportunities to learn in a respectable private institution. They assume because they make an arbitrary list and have an unfair athletic advantage that they are superior. Oh, sallies. Maybe one day you'll understand.

How is Salesianum a Football dynasty?

Well, you go in a tight end and come out a wide receiver.

by Nadnerb7 April 21, 2010

Salesian High School

A School in New Rochelle filled with Johns, Chris's , Richards, and any other catholic name you could think of. Very Cuul

When cuffing season approaches, all Salesian boys will go scouting like a College Coach, at Preston High School.

Salesian also has a variety of sports, they are known for their amazing Varsity Baseball teams, good basketball program, Varsity Soccer, and their VolleyBall is one of the best in the CHSAA

Salesian Students are known for having a crazy amount of drip, but not being able to dress at all.
Salesian High School is filled with students of all cultures, not like Fordham or Iona

Salesian students only inside jokes made in school when communicating, anybody not from Salesian would never understand some of the terms used.
The Dunkin' Donuts next door is known to some of the students as their second or third home, they will be there from the hours of 7:30AM, and 2:30PM. Either eating, doing homework, waiting for the 60, or waiting to cause any type of static.

Salesian High School Students summarized
Salesian Freshmen: I don't think my teachers like me

Salesian upperclassmen: No, it's because you're a freshmen still

Salesian upperclassmen #2: who is this ? Are you a shadow ?

Salesian upperclassmen #3: No, He's just a freshmen

Salesian upperclassmen #1, #2, #3: freshmen... smh

by grizzliegri October 3, 2019

Salesians College Celbridge

It's such a g school everything about it is great and Dominic 1 is the best

Dominic 1 is so much better then Savio or any of the other ones in Salesians College Celbridge

by Whatsgbroski October 17, 2019

Salestards

Completely inept salespeople

Man boss we could be doin Hella numbers if we didn't have an entire staff of "salestards."

by Coffee is for Closers ONLY August 10, 2012

salesians

The group of youth that doesn't need to abide Highway Code if they go evangelizing the society. They only need to pass PaPamobile and Batmobil on the road

Man 1#: Why are those kids crossing the street on red light?
Man 2#: Man, they are Salesians

by pancakeduck May 13, 2017

Salesian

A gay all boys school that a bunch sudos and druggies go to.

Wallah if he goes to salesian he must be a gimp.

by Small dick 666 August 25, 2021