salad

An atrocious excuse of a consumable. Highly advised not to digest.

"Want some salad?" "FRICK NO ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!"

by classic.rock.life March 22, 2017

salad

1. noun - a woman that looks like she has been chopped up more often than the lettuce in a Big Mac
2. noun - a girl that needs to eat salad to lose some kegs; a fat chick

1. I'd admit that I slipped one up her if she wasn't such a salad.
2. That salad looks like she's got more rolls than the village bakery.

by dero-licked December 16, 2004

salad

A colloquial term for money derived from its leafey green color.

He is making mad salad at that new job.

by Podnuttz October 7, 2008

salad

a drunk cocky frat boy who turns into the en salada and becomes baligerant and obnoxious while drinking.

Bryant: "You want me."
Me: "You're such a salad."

by crazylovesmash4 September 26, 2008

salad

someone who is identified as salad is hotter than hot, being salad means you're the step above hot.

girl 1:"omg he's so hot"
girl 2:"he's better than that he is salad"

by justanotherurbangirl March 22, 2016

salad

salad = fresh.
fresh, new, innovative, POPPIN things.

those kicks are so fresh they're salad yo

dawg that shirt is sooo salad!!

by squid and jellyfish October 21, 2010

salad

The food which, if you put it into a dog's bowl, it will walk away.

When the vegetarian with her salad asked me if I knew how my steak died, I said "Yeah, you fucking starved it to death!".

by Choda Boy 57 August 23, 2006