Saftey Dance

1. n. A dance that is very safe.
2. n. A song that was popular in the 1980's and was supposedly about the policical situation in soviet russia... even though it made no sense at all.

1. Comon carl, lets do the saftey dance.
2. You can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind, cause' if your friends don't dance no if they don't dance well then there no friends of mine.
You can go where you want to, you can leave this world behind. And act like you come from out of this world and leave the real one far behind.

You can dance
Oh you can dance ect.

by Atlec July 29, 2008

Saftey Not Guaranteed

An add to travel back in time pasted together with a school picture of a guy with strange hair called Captian J picard. The add reads: "WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ____, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid when we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Saftey not guaranteed I have only done this once before."

"WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ____, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid when we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Saftey not guaranteed I have only done this once before."

by saftey not guaranteed August 15, 2006

safage

An adjective used when something is both cruel but also funny. A hybrid of 'safe' and 'savage'

' hahaha that was so Safage fam'

by zenger August 22, 2016

saft

english "black country" for "soft", "yampy", or "mental" soft in the head

yam saft yo am, ya wanna calm down a bit

by bluefunk December 28, 2005

SAFTD

Sundays Are For Trackie Dacks

"Hey it's Sunday, what are you wearing?"

"SAFTD"

by Gopies August 12, 2017

SAFTB

Acronym for Saturday's Are For The Boys.

Girls can have their Monday's and Wine Wednesday's, hell we'll even give em the whole work week. But Saturday's...now those are for the boys.

"Should I smash this beer can on my head?"

"Fuck yeah you should. SAFTB."

by The Red Sea August 29, 2016

saftey

This is what you say when fart and you don't want to get socked in the arm.

Saftey! HAA man that stinks.

by The clit commander April 10, 2003