spoken salami

Very old and moldy salami

Person 1: Want some salami?
Person 2: Hell no, look at all the mold, that is spoken salami.

by 10yroldwithabadmic March 13, 2021

Cleveland is Steaming

Cleveland is Steaming is an inspirational band from Chico, California. Songs have heavy sexual references, hence why they are named after one of the greatest sexual acts of all time, the cleveland steamer. They have been said to sound like "the greatest band you have ever heard, combined with the greatest band you never heard". They have an album out right now called "Ugly Assed Chimp in a Blue Suit" with the single "Fuck you Tommy" other notable releases include "Blumpkin" and "Bay-B Gurrl". They first became famous for their rendition of the Catdog theme song. They are currently in the studio, rumored to be recording the songs "Bark Bark Bark if you're in Milwaukee" and "Assholes are for Fucking"

Check out their myspace music website ending with clevelandissteaming

Dude! i got a blumpkin last night listening to the song blumpkin!

Cleveland is Steaming is the greatest band ever!

by T. moneyAlabamaHotpocket December 17, 2009

steamin’ Trump dump

An increasingly popular but illegal activity seen on the Hollywood Walk of Fame where red-blooded American risk takers drop their drawers and take a dump on the Apprentice in Chief’s 5-point terrazzo and brass star.

The hefty fine I had to pay for the rare pleasure of taking a steamin’ Trump dump was a very small price indeed!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 14, 2019

Manhandle the Salami

N. To masturbate or the act of receiving a hand job.

"All girls want to do is manhandle the salami, whatever happened to giving up some neck."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

Salami Smack

To take your schwanson and smack it across the face of a hot girl. Can be performed on any girl, who is a 6 or higher. Don't waste good deli meat on ugly girls.

Gina was lookin fine today! I'd totally salami smack her!

by Company Man aka Hero January 28, 2012

steaming turd

A very disreputable and disgusting person. Any descriptive with the word "turd" can serve to stress the particularly egregious nature of the person's unpleasantness.

The boss made it evident in the relish he took in firing people what a steaming turd he was.

by Duckbutt December 7, 2005

salami twist

Is when two fat guys spit roast an Italian woman.

John and Chris totally gave Carmella a salami twist

by dirtyirishman February 14, 2015