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sacrichrist

To sacrifice somebody in the name of Jesus of Nazareth, the saviour and chosen one of the Christian faith.

Many Christians do this whenever they feel threatened by someone who opposes their beliefs. This is not a publicized practice, as many Christians will even deny it's existence.

The "act," itself, usually involves a ritualistic killing involving a crucifix being inserted into one's heart, so that Jesus may fill their soul with the power of Christ.
Jim - "Well Susan, even though our youngest son Danny is our baby, we must do something about the lack of faith in Jesus he has recently shown.

Susan - "You know what Pastor Joe says to do, right?"

Jim - "What?"

Susan - "We must offer him up as a Sacrichrist.."

Jim - "Sounds good to me!"
by Lucidly Dreaming November 1, 2006
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Samwich

A shy, awkward, petite girl named Sam who doesn’t know any better. She’s called Samwich bcuz y not my dude. Samwich is usually a smal gorl for her age and abnormally skinny. She loves going to the movies with peoples and is secretly a unicorn fox. She may like u one sec then break yo nose another sec if u give her bad impression. She’s weird and looks like a geek but it’s oki my dude. She will fall asleep at yo house if you let her lay on yo floor, she can fall asleep easily. Very good at slithering down like a snake at the movies bcuz she has no fackin clue of what goes on. She also fackin loves unicorns, and she’s also a fox but shhh..
Yo hoes it’s not Sam anymore, It’s Samwich ;)
by santafoxtoo November 27, 2018
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Sackwich

(Ball)Sack+Sandwich

1. When the ballsack in its entirety is inserted fully into a mouth

2. When two ballsacks sandwich something together

3. A ballsack placed inside a bun
1. : Sackwich time bitch

2. : 3^_^3

3: : ()3()

(3= Ballsack)
by AlexWhiteRules August 26, 2010
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Sadwich

The Sadwich is a Symbolic sandwich composed of ingredients made of Friendzone material.

ingreduents for a Sadwich:
(Friendship) Bread
(you're like a brother to me) cheese
(Buddy) tomatos
(Fist bump) lettuce
(I wish I could find a guy/girl just like you) Ham
(who else is going with us?) baccon
i sent a text to my crush last night, the text read "hello beautiful ;) "

Than she responded "hey buddy"

Bro looks like you're going to be having a Saswich for lunch.

Sadwich the imaginary sandwich made of Friendzone matter.
by The Mango Empire September 12, 2016
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Samwich

Kyle: “hey look! There’s samwich!”
Kirsten: “nah don’t talk to her, she’s lame.”
by 55gang November 13, 2018
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samwich

this is how I pronounced the word "sandwich" when I was like four
Can I have a jam samwich please
by m56 February 14, 2024
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blt samwich

“ay you wanna get blt samwich
yes
by give me vagina June 24, 2022
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