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Salute of the day

The act of sticking your middle finger up to non verbally say “fuck you
The driver in front of me made it difficult but when I did pass him I gave him the salute of the day.
by Trandy18 June 15, 2019
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Salute Jupiter

An Optimistic Individual.

A Very Very Very Grand Socialite.
Everyone Salute Jupiter when he come thru.

Salute Jupiter don't give one fuck
by JupiterSalute January 19, 2012
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Salute a Dependapotamus

Saluting the spouse of a military officer is a hidden signal to the spouse that the member rendering the salute wants to have sex with the spouse with the officer's consent/participation. Returning the salute (or demanding to be saluted for their spouse's rank) means the spouse wants to have sex with that member.
"Don't you know my husband is an officer? Why aren't you saluting me? You should always salute a dependapotamus"
by TrashyPilot September 7, 2020
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Salute the wife

When a lower enlisted salutes the wife of an officer, he/she is signaling that they would like to participate in sexual relations, typically with the officer involved or observing.

Wives of officers asking or insisting a lower enlisted to salute them (which no civilian is owed from anyone) are signaling that they desire the enlisted person to engage in sexual activity with them.
Corporal O’Reilly told me he was going to salute the wife of Major Burns. Now he tells me he’s got a “special assignment” for the Major later tonight.
by MyDogEli September 7, 2020
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salute the sausage

to suck a penis; to fellate a guy; to give dome
"Yo dude, did Mal really salute the sausage last night in the bathroom?"
"Yea man, what a hoe."
by J Blingz August 31, 2008
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salute the marines

when old men get confused with an earpiece instead of doing an action they just say it
by spotty quill January 22, 2021
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Salute the Judge

A way to kiss the judge's ass on a Christmas dance show to win some stupid fuckin TV Christmas dance competition.
At least the group that went before that last group of posers didn't salute the judge, and they even made a few people laugh in the process, even if they didn't get the judge's votes. Winning isn't everything though.
by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020
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